the meat'normous sandwich
the newest item on the burger king breakfast menu, this is the sandwich where they basically slaughter an entire barnyard and shovel it on a bun. with cheese. it would take the boston marathon, or another atheletic endeavor of equally insane rigor, in order to expend the meat'normous's caloric content. before they'll even serve it to you, burger king requires you to sign a waiver that absolves it and all of its affiliates of responsibility for any instant heart attack you might sustain following the sandwich's consumption.3 slices of bacon, 2 slices of ham, a hearty sausage patty, two eggs and two slices of cheese.
i'll take two, please.
posted by jomilkman @ 9:13 AM
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As a vegetarian, I really appreciate Burger King's offering a vegetarian burger on their menu, but I think the Meatnormous undoes most of the good will that they engendered with my sort.
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