look, i'm not some kind of hero just because i went to a strip club while i was in montreal
for argument's sake, let's say i had visited a brothel and gotten with a prostitute instead. should i, in that case, be given a key to the city? be named honorary town fire chief for the day? have my likeness rendered on a big bronze bust? have my name written in the sky with blazing fireworks? be nominated for the congressional medal of honor? no? ok, well then, i do not deserve what amounts to hero worship merely because i did something that 99.9% of american males between 21-65 visiting north of the border do. i did nothing extraordinary. case closed.i'm not as bitter as i sound. honestly. i expected this reception and am actually happy to have the means to be able to address the strip club portion of the trip in this fashion.
of course, i'll acknowledge that the urge to throw a coy comment or two my way regarding montreal's adult entertainment might be pretty strong, so i'll ask that you at least strive for some originality if you'd care to belabor the subject.
more on my trip later.
posted by jomilkman @ 11:47 AM
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Boring post dude. Why don't you tell us about some of that hot pole action you witnessed? I bet the babes were totally naked and you were like, right there. I invented a special high five for every time you make a lewd Montreal reference. Don't let it go to waste.
ok fine. no strip-club jokes. how about the arcades? i wonder if like "Street Figther" has to be in both English and French? I wonder if the announcer says, "fight" then "ce fight" or whatever it is in French.
Man, if you were actually to get such accolades for going to a couple strip clubs, I'd like to think I'd be made the Vice Roy of Montreal. Or at least le Marquis de Rue Saint Catherine.
To Coolhand: Actually, the announcer says 'Fight!' in English, but then the Montrealer throws down his hands and waves a white flag. Kidding. I love those goofy Montrealers.
we did manage to hit an arcade on thursday. all american machines, bro.
of note was this drum game complete with electronic set that played much like dance dance revolution. i played a super sloppy version of "drive my car".
did you see any moose? they have those in canada right?
only moose i saw were in the souvenir shops, though here they were mighty plentiful. it's a versatile marketing mascot.
Canadian strip club? Who do you think you are, Ben Affleck?
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