"YEAH, DUDE!" dudes
stopped by my new upstairs neighbors' house-warming party late on saturday night. the neighbors themselves are two girls in their mid-twenties that seem fairly down-to-earth and nice enough. their friends, however, are a bunch of "YEAH, DUDE!" dudes: simian louts who project that fake machismo endemic to the fraternities of their bygone college days.to give you a sense of the kind of behavior this all actually translates into, consider this: i spent a good ten minutes in the beer pong room watching two morons going back and forth slapping the beer cans out of each other's hands and trading insults like 'bitch' and 'faggot'. they would then man hug -- yes, they were friends -- before rinsing and repeating.
mercifully, my friends tim and lenny were present for most of the time i was at the party. i think the kind of party it was was pretty clear to lenny from the get-go, as he didn't waste much time talking loudly about how easy it would be to flip the switch from 'lenny' to 'idiot', right before yelling at some guy not to turn off bon jovi's "wanted dead or alive" because it was his 'jam'.
continued victory for the good team ensued when we assured everyone that we were going to go 'stomp some queers' as we took a bunch of their beers and made our exit.
posted by jomilkman @ 7:47 AM
6 Comments:
Why didn't you play the "fake cops/real cops" prank on them?
I hope you flipped your collars DOWN in defiance.
find out which car(s) belong to the queer fearers and slap a rainbow sticker on 'em
"All right there DUDE. Now you go back to doing something latently homoerotic."
End 'Dirty Work' references that only three people get.
Thankfully these Yeah Dudes aren't the tenants.
That's a great exit line. Next time I'm stuck in my bosses office and I can't think of a way out, I'm just going to tell him that I've got to go "stomp some queers."
nice work milkman. you and lenny should get apply for a grant of some sort.
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