Thursday, June 01, 2006

question

am i supposed to hate tom cruise because he flashes his smile like it's an inexhaustible resource of public redemption?

frankly, i don't give a shit if he believes that we're nothing more than vessels for an ancient alien form of life. doesn't affect me personally.

if anything, he's entertaining us. right?

3 Comments:

At 12:29 PM, Blogger Meaghan said...

Oh, I think an in-depth study of his public ranting shows a distinct moment of judgmental unhinging that occurred right around the time he supposedly achieved Level VII enlightenment or whatever.

 
At 12:42 PM, Blogger jomilkman said...

oh, he absolutely sucks, and i normally hate people who suck, but because he's clearly insane and seems to have no problem sinking his own ship, i just can't, like, get mad at him. i think that cocksure and crazy make a pretty hilarious combination.

 
At 9:30 AM, Blogger snidely whiplash said...

i'm with ms. b. try hating him for a bit and see how it works out. i've found it to be a good way to clear the thetans from my body.

i do admit that he's much more fascinating than most people i hate. the sheer mind-boggling level of CCRRRaazy is hard to turn away from. can you imagine how loopy he'd be if the scientologists hadn't helped him find enlightenment?

 

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