Monday, September 18, 2006

here it comes

2 cups of coffee, cream + sugar

glass of oj

omelette with linguica and cheddar cheese

hash browns saturated in ketchup

white toast

blueberry muffin split in half, saturated in butter, fried on the griddle and then coated with more butter post-fry by yours truly

fried chicken sandwich from wendy's

small order of fries (overflowing the container; might as well have been a medium)

one fried fastbreak candy bar (chocolate, peanut butter, nougat. deli. also, not actually fried ... i just liked how the 3 preceding items were, and wanted to hang onto that)

one nestea

two lindt chocolate candies (one peanut butter, one white chocolate) pilfered from coworker's obscene stash of lindt chocolate candies (not actually pilfered; she offers them up freely. but i like the notion that my hunger would drive me to theft)

5 slices of delicious pepperoni pizza served up by my friend spartacus at city girl cafe (relax, it was a small pizza)

1 peanut butter cookie (whole peanuts chunked throughout ... awes.)

1 ipswich ale

4 dabs (german beer)

1 benadryl (cats made me sneeze about 70 consecutive times)

weed and late night smoking of camel lights with the prospector

happy, bed.

2 Comments:

At 9:56 AM, Blogger jesse said...

Real-life Jon says he's not allergic to the cats. Yet internet Jon is a hypo-allergenic (misused word for effect) sneeze machine. what gives?

I think you danked the benadryl to get to its sugary sweet insides.

 
At 4:29 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you should get a benadryl drip, then you can enjoy the cats!

 

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