wicked pissa
in the gym bathroom last night, this jacked-up dude with an ipod pumping out propulsive rock at a headphone-destroying volume sidled up almost violently to the urinal next to mine. upon breaking the seal, he let loose with a powerful grunt that reverberated around the tiled walls.i thought "wow, this guy's gonna take a hell of a piss," but he ended up finishing his business in short order.
maybe the guy was just a mr. intensity, and approaches even life's minute undertakings with the same macho gusto. maybe he just had a puny, girly-girl bladder, and was at the breaking point when he entered the lavatory.
in any case, he was probably over-compensating for something.
posted by jomilkman @ 8:40 AM
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If you were a more intrepid journalist, you would have shifted your eyes and answered that question. But the reward hardly would have hardly outweighed the potential risk.
makes you wonder what an orgasm is like for that guy.....
d - there's a guy who mops the floor at the gym who spends an unusually large amount of time tarrying about the men's locker room and who once was threatened with having his eyeballs torn out for staring at a club member who was in the middle of changing. i think he's on the case
l - potentially lethal to anyone within a twenty-foot radius, i'll bet
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