for those about to rock

don't tell him i said this,

but if my uncle carlo were a professional wrestler, he would adopt the brawling, cagily rule-breaking persona of 'the bully' (short for 'bulldog', my aunt's term of endearment for him -- don't ask), and would dress like a cross between popeye's nemesis, bluto, and a turn-of-the-20th-century carnival strongman. in fact, he would look exactly like the coincidentally-named big bully busick, as pictured below:
















his training would include getting shot in the stomach with cannon balls, log rolling contests and ringing the bell on one of those test of strength machines with a mighty swing of the hammer.

posted by jomilkman @ 12:01 PM