i wish from the bottom of my heart that i was safe and cute like jason mr. a-z
GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY, how i would just sit back and dine daily on the ambrosia served up generously on life's buxom bosom.on a related note, my brother and i were talking last week about how great it would be to design a t-shirt that bears this phrase/truth:
"he's cute" = free pass
posted by jomilkman @ 12:28 PM
8 Comments:
Free pass for what, Sir?
all manner of deplorable and scummy behavior.
free pass = veritable carte blanche
Perhaps you saw this coming but I disagree. I'm not really into "free passes" for anyone but if I had to dole 'em out, it would be to the guy who's charming and funny above the guy who's cute (assuming the 2 are mutually exclusive). David Sedaris above Hasselhoff. And I'm sure I'm not alone in thinking that.
wait a minute ... hasselhoff's cute? are you german or something?
from the get-go, the guy with the boyish looks is supposed to be safe. his transgressions -- transgressions for which the average guy would be raked over the coals -- are written off as harmless, like they're borne of innocence.
just speaking from what i've seen in my experiences. i really wish i could believe that you're not alone (or at least not a rarity) in your perspective.
i love born with an 'e'.
-bjorn with no 'e'
The free pass works pretty well for the hot ladies too. In fact, since men have traditionally been in power anyway, I would say the hot lady could even better get away with deplorable and scummy behavior.
what jg said.
not to belabor the original argument, but for the sake of example, here's a few guys who easily fit that specific jason mraz mold of cuteness:
john mayer
jimmy fallon
adam brody
john mayer looks like he was hit in the face with a shovel. i hope he didn't really, because then I'm just being mean. getting hit in the face with a shovel earns you a free pass.
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