for those about to rock

"i wanna push you a-round / well ah will, well ah will"

note to boston sports clubs:

rob thomas's music does not exactly make the blood pump any faster or get the workout engine firing on all cylinders. please refrain from making it a part of my workout soundtrack -- it makes me feel like i have to get up and leave the gym out of self-respect.

thanks.


note to rob thomas (or, more to the point, his producer(s)):

you had a hit with santana, but teaming your wimpy bravado and puffed-chest vocal antics once again with a latin accompaniment -- especially such a half-baked one -- does not a good (or even halfway decent) song necessarily make. please, foe-ged-ah-bouw-dit.

thanks.


note to wikipedia (or, more to the point, the lunkhead who wrote the above-referenced entry):

keep up the good work. the explication of thomas's lyrics is hilarious.

thanks.

posted by jomilkman @ 7:45 AM